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4 日前 — 山崎視代佳（やまざきみよか）さんがハニーハニーキスのなアカウントを削除し、返品などの受付を終了したことにより、新たに話題になつています。
『マフィン屋のおじさん』が怖い!!殺人鬼から生まれた歌の話。
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2023/09/15 — この男『フレデリック・トーマス・リンウッド』としても知られるマフィンマンは、リンウッドの犯罪については数多くの証言があるが、あまり記録は残っ ...マフィンおじさんの歌にはモデルがいた。そう。それが『殺人キラーのマフィンおじさん』だ。
1589年から1598年の間に 15人の子供と7人のライバルのパティシエを殺害した罪で告発された男だ。イギリスで初めて記録された連続殺人犯でもある。
この男『フレデリック・トーマス・リンウッド』としても知られるマフィンマンは、リンウッドの犯罪については数多くの証言があるが、あまり記録は残っておらず、あるいは歴史上最も不気味なミステリーの 1 つともされいる。このマフィンおじさんの歌が作られたきっかけは、『マフィンおじさんに注意しろ！』という警告からの歌だったのだ。
『マフィン』で子供たちを誘惑し、結果的に殺してしまう手口。
子供たちが、このマフィンをおじさんに引っかからないように警告を出した歌が、今では誰しもが知っている歌として何世紀も歌いつながられているのだ。Frederic Thomas Lynwood (1563 - 1612) also known as the Muffin Man and The Drury Lane Dicer was England's first documented serial killer, accused of killing up to 15 children and seven rival pastry chefs during the years of 1589 to 1598.
His nickname The Muffin Man is actually a reference to how he committed the murders. By local folklore, it is said Frederic would tie a muffin to a string, and as a child tried to get it, he pulled the string, eventually luring the child to his house and giving him ample time to knock the child out with a wooden spoon. However, people often question whether these children actually died from being beaten with said wooden spoon or if the Muffin Man would kill them some other way.
Several years later, with dementia setting in, Frederic would set up shop again, though this time he would encounter even more anger for such pastries as "glazed pagan", "arsenic apple crisp", and "the flaming friar". However, he was able to stay in business with these pastries until his death several years later. He will be known in infamy because of his killings.
However, Frederic was also tired of other chefs in town. In total he killed seven rival pastry chefs:
- Chef Randall: Fucked to death
- Chef William: beaten with a chancla
- Chef Carver: Too much "BAM!" with a matchlock
- Chef George: Flattened with pin
- Chef David: Cooked to a golden brown
- Chef Aaron: Shaked and Baked
- Chef Adam: Killed with a Gomez Addams after tripping over a Pestle
he boiled people to death
Death[edit]
Several years after being pummeled by an angry mob, Frederic would be eating his dinner, when he decides to smash a cockroach with his fork, only to hit his hand, causing him to scream and choke on a dumpling. Frederic's neighbor attempted to resuscitate him using leeches, but it was too late, he was already dead for several hours. His mother held a funeral service for him two days later.So he danced in hell with Satan
Post Mortem[edit]
Frederic was buried face down in a log under a former British church, which in 1987 was torn down to make way for a McDonalds. The McDonalds would later go out of business after an incident involving an Egg McMuffin. The franchise would be replaced by a department store, which would be mysteriously burnt down after the construction of a cookie shop. Currently the area where Frederic is buried has returned to an undeveloped lot, but it is expected to be the site of a stadium for the 2014 world cup should the UK be able to host it. However, rumour has it he has risen again as a zombie and created a terrorist organisation known as GBM which he will use to reek his revenge.
The Gingerbread Men are a race of terrorists who live to torture other living organisms. They were first designed out of 'Gingerbread' and try to increase their numbers by using a substance they call 'Icing'. This means that one Gingerbread Man can have an infinite number of children as they do not age. This also means that most of the Gingerbread Men population are incest. They are very protective over their Gumdrop Buttons. If you ever even touch one, you can consider yourself a dead man.
Political Beliefs[edit]
Gingerbread Men have very strong political beliefs. Currently, these are unknown, but they are rumoured Communism, Socialism and Capitalism. However, they seize control using force, as they have a giant army that can grow by the hour. Every Gingerbread Man fights, but they have their own hierarchy, and some are higher in the military than others. There are a number of Supreme Gingerbread Men, but the leader of all of them is unknown, however, strong rumours suggest that the main leader, creator or 'God' of the Gingerbread Men is the Muffin Man.
Terror Links[edit]
Gingerbread Men have be known to be linked to the Taliban and were rumoured to have been in contact with Saddan Hussein before he was executed. Apparantly, he gave them Weapons Of Mass Destruction to hide in order to make Tony Blair look foolish.
Gingerbread Men and 9/11[edit]
It was found under later investigation that the Gingerbread Men were the true culprits of the 9/11 Festival. Since then no-one has been able to trace them or contact them. It is believed they did this to make way for the Gingerbread House that they are planning to construct.
Global Plans[edit]
Gingerbread Men have successfully made themselves look innocent to the world by selling edible versions of their race in bakeries and supermarkets. These 'biscuits' have a sweet taste to them and come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Currently, they are developing biscuits that double as explosives. These are supposedly to help them achieve their ultimate goal of world domination. Another way they plan to complete this task is to infiltrate the media, which they have already done to an extent. Appearing in films like 'Shrek' they have managed to develop their false, innocent nature, but have proved how powerful they can become by creating a monster Gingerbread Man called 'Mungo'. They also once took George Bush hostage to try and bribe money out of the American government, but withdrew this plan as they realised what a dickhead he was and that no-one cared much about him. There next target could either The Queen, Oscar Wilde or Robert Mugabe.
Current Operations[edit]
The Gingerbread Men have declared war on all of the Western World (apart from Luxembourg and Belgium) but are currently in hiding due to a new type of British weapon code named 'Fox Patrol'. They're edible counterparts are being shipped to supermarkets and other various shops but the current where abouts of the true race of Gingerbread Men is unknown.
UPDATE[edit]
The gingerbread men have taken over parts of the netherlands and are in war with the communist hamsters of the albert heijn.
Trivia[edit]Gingerbread Men fear water and foxes but not both at the same time.
Gingerbread Women did exist commonly at one point but are now rare and only found in certain parts of the world was Gingerbread Men can mate with themselves.
Aswell as reproducing Gingerbread Men, Icing can also be used as sun tan lotion, anti agent and web fluid.
The Gingerbread Men once fought the Power Rangers. They won with ease and took all of them prisoner. They have never been seen since.
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